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From The Desk Of: Dr. Darwin Smith
Subject: How To Grow Taller ??
Ever been called “shorty”?
Been denied job opportunities, just because your were too short? Rejected by your prospective suitors, just because of your height? Disrespected by your peers, just because you aren’t at their “level”? Or more embarrassingly, been told by the theatre staff, “This movie is not for kids!”
“Let’s Admit it. Happiness And Height Can’t Be Separated.”
Let me introduce myself, I’m Dr. Darwin Smith and I’ve been married to my beloved wife for the past 4 years. It all started when I noticed tear droplets roll down my wife’s face, just after our honeymoon! What in the world could be wrong, I asked myself. When I finally got the courage to approach my wife, she literally broke down in tears!
She asked me, “Honey, do you think I’m just too short?”
Before I could answer, she continued, “The whole world thinks that I’m too short, so don’t lie to me!”
I was left speechless.
When she recovered, she told me that her ex-husband had divorced her, just because he told her that, she was too short, at 5'3"!! I could only stutter back in reply, that he was too immature for her...
She went on to tell me, I’ve been called “shorty” all my life, and even my FRIENDS make jokes about my height, behind my back.
Cheering up a bit after I consoled her, she told me that during her college days, she’d even been denied entry by the theatre staff from watching “A” rated movies because they thought, she was underage!
.....The vows that I’d just taken, “To be at my wife’s side in times of hardship and sorrow”, started to engulf my emotions. It was then, as I watched the Hawaiian sunset, I took a new vow, “I would discover the secret to growing taller, regardless of the person’s age”.